[Intro] One question. Four channels. Nine owners. No answer. [Verse] "Is the export fixed?" arrives at nine. I paste the case in the product line. Product says, "Support should validate." Support says, "Engineering must replicate." Sales appears with a friendly wave: "Can we tell them Friday's safe?" I ask who signed the Friday date. Three dots blink. They hesitate. [Chorus] Let me check internally, where answers travel vertically. From desk to desk, from team to team, through every layer in between. The customer waits externally while I check internally. [Verse] The Jira card says "Needs review." The roadmap deck says "Quarter Two." The quarter changed three weeks ago, but no one told the status show. I schedule fifteen minutes flat. Everyone declines the chat. Then writes a paragraph at length explaining why another team has strength. [Pre-Chorus] I follow arrows through the chart, each arrow points to someone's part. The matrix forms a perfect ring. No box is owning anything. [Chorus] Let me check internally, where answers drift eternally. From desk to desk, from queue to queue, until the question starts anew. The customer waits externally while I check internally. [Drum Break] [Verse] At three, the ticket finds a name: a developer who knows the frame. She reads the logs and writes at four: "This fails inside the report core." I kloze my eyes and count to three. The red lamp keeps its company. My notebook holds the honest line: no owner means there is no time. [Break] Let me check— No. I have checked. The answer has no owner, and ownership is fate. [Bridge] I tag them all. I book the room. No private message, no vague "soon." The next reply will name the hands that build the date the customer demands. [Final Chorus] I will not check internally until the truth turns absentee. I'll bring the owners visibly into one room with history. A question needs responsibility— not one more check internally. [Outro] One question. One defect. One meeting no one can redirect.